I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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