he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Reggie can tackle my bush.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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