That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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