so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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