yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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