Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Let's paint friendship bongs
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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