I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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