let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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