just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think I died a long time ago.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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