bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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