Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
my vag is so smooth its legendary
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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