Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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