is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
