on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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