i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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