i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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