He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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