when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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