I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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