It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I would fuck him just for his dog
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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