Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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