im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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