I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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