omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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