that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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