You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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