i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i dont even know how to be here
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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