i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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