i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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