Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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