I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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