At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
