Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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