I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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