we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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