Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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