I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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