She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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