Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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