420 ftw
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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