I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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