Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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