What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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