That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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