fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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