I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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