I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Randomize
