Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
