Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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