everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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