Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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